I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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