He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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