And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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