Pregnant stripper...not hot.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
