I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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