just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
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I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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