I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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