We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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