Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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