Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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