how can u be prego again
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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