ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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