I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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