i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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