There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
sex in a hospital.. check
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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