Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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