You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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