we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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