i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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