The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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