I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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