youre lurking in front of me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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