The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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