I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
