My room smells like vodka and shame
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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