I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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