The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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