Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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