On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
cat food counts as protein by the way
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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