She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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