We won't sleep together?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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