Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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