It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
