How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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