what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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