Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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