Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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