We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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