week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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