You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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