when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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