I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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