Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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