Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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