She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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