Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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