smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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