You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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