Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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