it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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