I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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