Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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