my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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