We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
