Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
