i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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