He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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