yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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