After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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