the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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