LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Randomize
